I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
When did angry sex become our thing?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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