did you get engaged???
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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