Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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