On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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