Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
