NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You have to summon your inner elephant
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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