I must be too annoying 4 u.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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