About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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