**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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