Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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