my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
