I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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