Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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