Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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