It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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