Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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