Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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