Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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