Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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