I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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