Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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