next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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