Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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