My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
