3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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