I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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