I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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