so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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