it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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