Do you still have your period?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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