i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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