tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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