I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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