I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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