the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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