Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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