THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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