Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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