So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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