that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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