she was so not down for the gang bang
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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