You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize