I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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