You don't have asthma, your pregnant
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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