If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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