dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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