I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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