we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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