he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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