This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
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I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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