what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
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