Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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