Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize
