so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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