He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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