Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Randomize
