did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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