shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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