Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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