he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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