He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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