Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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